Ugly People
I went to go see Funny People last night with my lady.
“Two for Funny People, please.”
Thoroughly enjoyable film. BUT THEN…
A few hours later, while out for drinks with some friends, I pull the ticket stubs out of my pocket. I did not purchase two tickets for Funny People, but rather two tickets for that piece of trash, The Ugly Truth. Mindfuck!
No big deal, right? I got to see the movie I wanted. However, now, the assholes who made The Ugly Truth will now think that they scored at least two more viewers. So, thanks to the box office mistake of the fool at Lively Cinema 10, I may very well have been the reason for the upcoming release of The Uglier Truth, the inevitably terrible sequel!
Maybe the guy in the box office is related to Katherine Heigl and feels bad for that crazy bitch. Whatevz.
Also, I can’t stop thinking about the similarities I noticed between Funny People and the Great Gatsby. Kudos, Judd.
